Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.

Perhaps, when we remember wars, we should take off our clothes and paint ourselves blue and go on all fours all day long and grunt like pigs. That would surely be more appropriate than noble oratory and shows of flags and well-oiled guns.

Just because some of us can read and write and do a little math, that doesn't mean we deserve to conquer the Universe.

Either that wallpaper goes, or I do. [attributed last words]