Earth provides enough to satisfy every man’s need, but not any man’s greed.

If you make an ass out of yourself, there will always be someone to ride you.

Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it.

He who wishes to be rich in a day will be hanged in a year.

Reprove your friend in secret and praise him openly.

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.