Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will forgive us everything, even our intellects.

Punctuality is the thief of time.

People are very fond of giving away what they need most themselves.

Women are a decorative sex. They never have anything to say, but they say it charmingly.

Being natural is simply a pose, and the most irritating pose I know.

Children begin by loving their parents; as they grow older they judge them; sometimes they forgive them.

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious: both are disappointed.