Our president is a Christian? So was Adolf Hitler.

CNN is one of the participants in the war. I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected president but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power.

Afterwards, President Bush said, "Maliki is the right man for the job." Just to remind you, Bush also said FEMA's Michael Brown was the right man for the job, Donald Rumsfeld was the right man for the job, Tom DeLay was the right man for the job… which would be okay if Bush was the right man for the job. On the 30 November 2006 "breakfast summit" with Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki

How many watched the President's speech last night?
[half-hearted audience applause]
How many watched American Idol?
[thundering applause]
Okay, there you go! You get the government you deserve. Monologue, February 1, 2006

Earlier today, Mexico's top court proclaimed Felipe Calderon as the new president-elect. Court officials contacted Calderon this morning at his home in Phoenix, Arizona.

So China's president [Hu Jintao] meets, uh— meets America's president. It's like President "Who?" meeting President "Huh?". Monologue, April 19, 2006