It's your first month at college and you haven't made any friends. Well, learn from my experience. You won't. Ever. You'll walk the earth a sad, lonely, red-headed freak. Then one day, inexplicably, you'll be given a TV show. Then people will have to talk to you. So hang in there.

Truth, not a pet, is man's best friend.

I need physics more than friends. Letter to his brother.

Never turn your back on a friend.