The key is, to not think of death as an end, but as more of a very effective way to cut down on your expenses.

Regarding love... what can you say? It's not the quantity of your sexual relations that counts. It's the quality. On the other hand if the quantity drops below once every eight months, I would definitely look into it.

Human beings are divided into mind and body. The mind embraces all the nobler aspirations, like poetry and philosophy, but the body has all the fun.

Countess: You are a great lover!Boris: I practice a lot when I'm alone.

After all, there are worse things in life than death. If you've ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman, you know what I'm talking about.