Religion has mostly proven to be a real-estate scam.

I've smoked ten marijuana cigarettes in my life. And they've given me a sore throat, a headache, and made me sleepy. I can't understand why anyone would wanna use the stuff. It seems such an impractical pastime as you can get sent to jail for it

It is probably more natural to perform sex with a sea urchin than to be interviewed.

Speed will turn you into your parents. When asked to create an anti-drug abuse slogan