I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.

Speak only if it improves upon the silence.

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction.

There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad.

I do not take drugs. I am drugs.

The problem with the youth of today is that one is no longer part of it.