In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women, and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.

The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, and then turns into a pizza.

A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy.

Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.

Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will forgive us everything, even our intellects.

When a man does exactly what a woman expects him to do she doesn't think much of him. One should always do what a woman doesn't expect, just as one should say what she doesn't understand.

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.

The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty and to someone else if she is plain.

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.

And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him. And the Lord God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof: and the rib, which the Lord God had taken from the man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.

Well, I can type all day without getting tired. Response to a question as to which he preferred, women or writing.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Women are my hobby... every man needs something to keep his hands busy, and I don't have a guitar like Eddie, or drums to bash like Alex, so I have to find some friends, baby.

I take care of my road crew ........ It's like this, When I've got food, they've got food. When I've got liquor, they've got liquor When I've got WOMEN, they've got....... LIQUOR!!!

So you are the little woman who wrote the book that started this great war! Lincoln's supposed greeting, in 1862, to Harriet Beecher Stowe, author of Uncle Tom's Cabin

When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck; men risk theirs.

Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands.