Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.
Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people - and kill 'em.
Don't knock masturbation — it's sex with someone I love.
It's true I had a lot of anxiety. I was afraid of the dark and suspicious of the light.
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
Life is like a concentration camp... you can't leave without dying.
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
I feel sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
The key is, to not think of death as an end, but as more of a very effective way to cut down on your expenses.
God is either cruel or incompetent.
Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem.
Between air conditioning and the pope I take air conditioning.
There's an old joke... two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know; and such small portions." Well, that's essentially how I feel about life — full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness — and it's all over much too quickly.
Human beings are divided into mind and body. The mind embraces all the nobler aspirations, like poetry and philosophy, but the body has all the fun.
