There is no way a beautiful woman can live up to what she looks like for any appreciable length of time.

I wonder how it is with you, Harold? If I don't have a woman for three days, I get terrible headaches. Conversation with Harold Macmillan, in Bermuda (1961)

Freud said he didn’t know what women wanted. I know what women want. They want a whole lot of people to talk to.

What is an elegant woman? An elegant woman is a woman who despises you and who has no hair under her arms.

The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot.