The two real political parties in America are the Winners and the Losers. The people donít acknowledge this. They claim membership in two imaginary parties, the Republicans and the Democrats, instead.
Wampeters, Foma and Granfalloons
When god created Republicans, he gave up on everything else.
The Republicans are calling [this] a Wizard of Oz ticket... Cheney needs a heart, Bush needs a brain.
The Tonight Show
On the Republican presidential candidates.
The Republican form of government is the highest form of government; but because of this it requires the highest type of human nature - a type nowhere at present existing.
Essays: Scientific, Political, and Speculative
So while we're waiting for our pie, the staff come and they want to take a picture with me because they say, you know, the owner of this dinner is a staunch die-hard Republican, so we want to kind of tease him a little bit by getting this picture with you. So we're taking this picture and suddenly the owner comes out with the pie. And he looks at me and I say, "Sir, I understand that you are a die-hard Republican." He says, "That's right." I said, "How's business?" He said, "Not so good." He said, "My customer, they can't afford to eat out anymore." I said, "Who's been in charge of the economy for the last eight years?" He said, "Republicans." I said, "You know, if you kept on hitting your head against a wall over and over again and it started to hurt, at some point would you stop hitting your head against the wall?" He said, "You've got a point."
The term 'serious actor' is kind of an oxymoron, isn't it? Like 'Republican party' or 'airplane food.'
Martin Luther King
The World As I See It
Pale Blue Dot
How to Win Friends and Influence People
The Notebooks of Leonardo da Vinci
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