I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
Actions speak louder than words, and a smile says, "I like you, You make me happy. I am glad to see you." That is why dogs make such a hit. They are so glad to see us that they almost jump out of their skins. So, naturally, we are glad to see them.
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I think William Shakespeare was the wisest human being I ever heard of. To be perfectly frank, though, that's not saying much. We are impossibly conceited animals, and actually dumb as heck. Ask any teacher. You don't even have to ask a teacher. Ask anybody. Dogs and cats are smarter than we are.
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
Outside of a dog, a book is Man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
In modern war... you will die like a dog for no good reason.
A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog.
Otto von Bismarck
George Bernard Shaw
John F. Kennedy
Martin Luther King
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The World As I See It
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Thus Spoke Zarathustra
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