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To you, I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
posted: julie
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As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree"—probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
posted: julie
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How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
posted: tom
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God is either cruel or incompetent.
posted: tom
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