Google's not a real company. It's a house of cards.

I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again... I'm going to fucking kill Google. Referring to Google CEO and former Novell CEO Eric Schmidt, as recounted in a sworn court declaration by ex-Microsoft employee Mark Lucovsky

I've got my kids brainwashed: You don't use Google, and you don't use an iPod.