P.J. O'Rourke Quotes
No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the sources of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed, and love of power.
A diplomat is the type of person that can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
America wasn't founded so that we could all be better. America was founded so we could all be anything we damned well pleased.
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it.
(born November 14, 1947) is an American political satirist, journalist, writer, and author.
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