Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will forgive us everything, even our intellects.

When a man does exactly what a woman expects him to do she doesn't think much of him. One should always do what a woman doesn't expect, just as one should say what she doesn't understand.

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.

The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty and to someone else if she is plain.

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.

When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck; men risk theirs.