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Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes time and annoys the pig.
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I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.
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If you would have your fiction live forever, you must neither overtly preach nor overtly teach; but you must *covertly* preach and *covertly* teach.
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