A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it.

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.

Speak only if it improves upon the silence.

A leader leads by example not by force.

If you are going through hell, keep going.

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

Bessie Braddock: Sir, you are drunk.
Churchill: And you, madam, are ugly. But in the morning, I shall be sober.

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.